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Bill Engvall Quotes

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Politics Religion Jokes Ethnic

I say this to everybody: 'Watters World' makes you laugh, and then 'Watters World' makes you cry, because it is shocking, and even I myself am still shocked at some of the answers when I go out.

Myself World Laugh You Go Cry

I have an ambivalent feeling about the Israeli army. Growing up in Tel Aviv, being involved in the arts, the last thing artists want to do is fight.

Fight Growing Up Army Growing Want

There are certain historical figures of such importance that we need to know everything about them, which is why books about Napoleon, Lincoln, Julius Caesar, Joan of Arc, Queen Elizabeth I, and the great religious founders continue to proliferate; these lives require constant reevaluation and interpretation.

Robert Gottlieb

Great Queen Know Why Need Founders

Exactly what I'm doing is what success looks like. I get to create on my own terms, on my own timeline, and I'm able to support myself and my mom and my cat comfortably.

Success Myself Support Mom Doing

Smart beauty is about looking your best and feeling your best and never overpaying for it.

Beauty Best Smart Looking Feeling

Very often out of adversity that's when the best work comes.

Work Adversity Best Out Best Work

I don't know too many kids who ask to weed the garden.

Garden Know Weed Ask Who Kids

I'm still a big wrestling fan. I buy the Pay-Per-Views. I think that gives me the right to speak out just like any other fan.

Me Speak Think Wrestling Right Out

I was a creative player, but I got some bad injuries early on and I decided that if this was a jungle we were playing in then it's better to be a lion than a lamb.

Lion Creative Better Injuries Early

I love Oscar Wilde, still the wittiest writer of anyone, dead or living.

Christopher Buckley

Love Living Dead Still Writer Oscar

The problem of evil... Why does God permit it? Or, if God is omnipotent, in which case permission and creation are the same, why did God create it?

God Evil Problem Create Creation

I watched 'Eurovision.' And I actually like the show. I like wind machines. I like the whole glimmer-glamour thing. That's 'Eurovision.' We love to hate it.

Love Hate Wind Show Whole Machines

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