Bill Engvall Quotes

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

Bill Engvall

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I'm not as cool as I'm supposed to be.

Joe Mauer

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Everything is vain and tortures the spirit instead of calming and satisfying it.

Johann Georg Hamann

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I married up. He's an intelligent and kind soul.

Matt Bomer

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Ultimately, I believe the only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person. Life is a series of choices, right?

Michelle Pfeiffer

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Putin is a former KGB agent. He's a thug. He was not elected in a way that most people would consider a credible election.

Mitch McConnell

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In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.

Loni Anderson

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There is no question that the federal government sometimes overdoes it in issuing rules and regulations.

Dick Durbin

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I wrote a book called 'Yoga for Regular Guys.' We made the title of the book funny, but it was actually super serious. We were trying to get regular guys to do yoga. It just kept developing from there, and the concept eventually turned into DDP YOGA. I am so passionate about it.

Diamond Dallas Page

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I have no aspiration whatsoever to be the next great leading man.

DeForest Kelley

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If I don't fish in the morning, I fish in the evening.

Deion Sanders

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I am fully supportive of 'open service' and committed to LGBT military families.

Chuck Hagel

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In rap music, even though the element of poetry is very strong, so is the element of the drum, the implication of the dance. Without the beat, its commercial value would certainly be more tenuous.

Archie Shepp

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