Bill Maher Quotes

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

Bill Maher

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It doesn't matter what I use. It can be anything. What's interesting is how what I'm doing meets with the stuff I use.

Jessica Stockholder

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We'll keep sending more and more conservatives to Washington, and we'll eventually get these bills passed. But don't be afraid to pass good, strong, conservative legislation.

John Fleming

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Weight lifting is the easiest part of my day.

Melanie Roach

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If you were approaching the TARP investments from a pure investment standpoint, then there's no doubt in my mind the taxpayer lost, and probably lost big.

Jeb Hensarling

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I love the little garden in the back of my family's brownstone in Brooklyn. Digging out there in the dirt is a joy for me, although by the time August rolls around and my roses have black spot, I need the break winter provides.

Siri Hustvedt

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There's an ease that I have living in Australia. The best things about Sydney are free: the sunshine's free, and the harbour's free, and the beach is free.

Russell Crowe

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I want to use but not misuse my position as President of the General Assembly.

Miroslav Lajcak

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Our industry has invested so much money in technology that perhaps it's time to invest in talent, in people.

Christiane Amanpour

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On any given night, what allows me to get to that higher ground is the audience.

Bruce Springsteen

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It costs a lot of money to release a movie. What you'd call art-house movies - movies that don't have big stars or big budgets - they're very hard for distributors to get behind 'em and take chances.

Bryan Brown

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When I was in my early twenties, parts would be written for women in their fifties, and I would get them. And now I'm in my early thirties, and I'm like, 'Why did that 24-year-old get that part?' I was that 24-year-old once. I can't be upset about it; it's the way things are.

Anne Hathaway

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Measles is probably the best argument for why there needs to be global health, and why we have to think about it as a global public good. Because in a sense, measles is the canary in the coal mine for immunization. It is, you know, highly transmissible. The vaccine costs 15 cents, so it's not - you know, shouldn't be an issue in terms of cost.

Seth Berkley

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