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Billy Eichner Quotes

It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 18, 1978

Topics

Funny Someone Always Watch Something

I met a congressman who claimed that he could introduce me to two people who saw Amelia Earhart.

People Me Two People Two Saw Who

I hate to cook, but I love to eat. I would want to be able to conjure yummy and healthy meals by wiggling my nose!

Jessica Parker Kennedy

Love Hate Healthy Want Eat Nose

I don't give books as gifts. Books are extremely personal, and I would hate to give someone a book that they don't like or want, because it would break my heart if they didn't read it.

Heart Hate Book Someone Personal

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

Universe Know Joke Practical Giant

Faith is caused by an encounter with something very real but which has extraordinary qualities which intimate the divine; the belief is due to an encounter which specially mirrors some divine quality.

Faith Quality Mirrors Belief Real

I might like somebody, and have to go interview somebody that hates them, but I still have to be fair.

Go Fair Interview Still Like Hates

I personally think intellectual property is an oxymoron. Physical objects have a completely different natural economy than intellectual goods. It's a tricky thing to try to own something that remains in your possession even after you give it to many others.

John Perry Barlow

Think You Intellectual Try Economy

If you cook something on the show, and I don't like it, I'm going to tell you. I don't understand how you could watch any of these morning shows, and everything everybody cooks is absolutely delicious. Are you kidding me, man?

Morning Man Me You Understand Tell

If you're not happy before you're successful, you're going to be miserable when you do become successful because all your problems just get magnified.

Happy Problems You Become Miserable

Before every show, I have to put perfume on. I know the crowd's not necessarily going to smell me, but when I smell good, I feel like I can dominate the room.

Good Me Feel I Can Perfume Know

I used to be smaller than I am now, and it didn't make my life any easier. It's not really about your body. It's about what's going on inside, in your head and your heart.

Life Heart I Am My Life Body Now

I worked with Jack Nitzsche for 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,' and we'd booked a symphony orchestra. He dismissed them and came with a little man who poured water into glasses of different sizes to make a glass harmonica. And most of the music for the film was that - with some Indian flutes and some drums.

Music Water Man Glasses Glass Nest

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