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Billy Crystal Quotes

President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 14, 1947

Topics

You Want President Him Here Hole

To the biologist the problem of socialism appears largely as a problem of size.

John B. S. Haldane

Socialism Problem Size Biologist

I don't like posh hotels. I like small, eclectic hotels, and luxury for me would mean really good company with good food in a really funky, beautiful house in the middle of a field where someone came and serviced the place for us.

Good Beautiful Food Good Food Me

I felt a real strong connection and still do with Hanukkah. So it started out by doing concerts on Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights tour, and then, yeah, let's make some Hanukkah songs. Let me make a Hanukkah song that kids can listen to, party to and get the spirituality of it, because it is not just about dreidels and having fun.

Fun Me Having Fun Song Strong Doing

I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and the woman asked, 'Why do you want to go here?' And I took out all of my comedy writing samples that I had done. I couldn't have been more delusional in terms of what I thought they wanted in a candidate for college.

Woman College Writing Thought Comedy

Smart people are no different than anyone else. Sometimes they exercise bad judgment, like we all do.

Smart People Exercise Bad Sometimes

I don't teach literature from my perspective as 'Joyce Carol Oates.' I try to teach fiction from the perspective of each writer. If I'm teaching a story by Hemingway, my endeavor is to present the story that Hemingway wrote in its fullest realization.

Joyce Carol Oates

Perspective Story Present Literature

My process is I try to learn my lines so they're so solid I don't have to think about them or how I'm going to say them.

Think Process Learn Say Try Going

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.

Joseph Campbell

Life Inspirational Hero Someone Her

I never studied writing, but I'd always been a reader and had a secret fantasy about being a writer.

Writing Fantasy Never Secret Always

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.

Love Hate Me You Nobody Why

I don't really dissect comedy. Nothing kills off humor more than overanalyzing it.

David Steinberg

Humor Comedy Nothing More Off Than

My mother is the most incredible woman on this entire Earth, and she's so giving and loving and sweet and she always raised me how to forgive and forget and move on. She's the catalyst behind it all, my mom is. And I'm 100% a momma's boy!

Mother Woman Me Mom Sweet Giving

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