Billy Crystal Quotes

I could always improvise. Some of my teachers remember me standing in front of the class with a flower on my head, talking about photosynthesis. I'd stop and say, 'Is this working for any of you?' The kids were like, 'What is he doing?'

Billy Crystal

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Basically, all anyone has to do is ask me for fun details or tell me to be creative, and my mind turns to mud. I am instantly the most boring person you've ever met.

Melissa Bank

CreativeI AmFunMindMeDetails

My father saw Islam as a way to connect with the community. He never went to prayer services except for big communal events. I am absolutely certain that my father did not go to services every Friday. He was not religious.

Maya Soetoro-Ng

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My first scientific paper in 1961 reported an additivity rule for substituent-induced shifts of proton NMR signals in steroid derivatives.

Jean-Marie Lehn

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If you were to plot my success or failure, it goes, it very seldom stays on a high plateau.

Jeff Beck

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My dad likes to take the mickey out of me for saying everything is 'amazing.'

Amy Nuttall

AmazingMeSayingEverythingOut

He is strong and pain is worse to the strong, incapacity is worse.

Robinson Jeffers

PainStrongWorseHeIncapacity

Nascar will certainly not be one of my challenges in the future.

Michael Schumacher

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I don't like salads: I like the strong food.

Monica Seles

FoodStrongLikeSalads

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

Drew Carey

PeopleRealityLookWorstAlways

If you don't need umpires out there, and you can put robots out there, then why do we need ballplayers?

Doug Harvey

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When I was in fifth grade, a boy put a rose on my desk and I threw it away. The attention makes me nervous.

Claire Coffee

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With an older generation, there's some weight carried with the Beatles. There's almost like an untouchable, god-like force field around them.

Brendon Urie

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