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Bill Dana Quotes

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 5, 1924

Topics

Cats Pet Training Me Difficult Days

I think we could jam a bit more in our coffins than we do. I'm going to have some books, some I haven't finished or haven't read, some feathers and nice bits and pieces, the odd note. Just on the journey for the next bit.

Journey Think Feathers Nice More

Tell me who you want to see on the Left, and I'll hire them. If you give me a big name that's out there, that's floating around and wants work, I'd be happy to hire them.

Work Happy Me Be Happy Name You

If you have a dream, don't let anything stand in your way.

Stand You Dream Way Anything Your

People in the Midwest, there's a lot of regional pride and a lot more, like, fake positivity - 'That's great - you're awesome!'

Great People Pride Fake You More

I wrote and directed a movie called 'Two-Bit Waltz.'

Movie Wrote Waltz Directed

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.

Clarence Darrow

People Clothes Serve Laws Like Made

We write with the souls of thousands of lives saved, the lives of millions of jobs created, liberating multitudes of drivers from the shackles of servitude to iniquitous taxi cartels of corrupt cabals that choked cities with their pollution of air and morals.

Shervin Pishevar

Morals Pollution Write Air Taxi

Thankfully I'm a better actor than football player, or at least I hope so.

Hope Football Better Actor Than

In the late 1940s, there weren't any pop stars, and TV didn't exist.

Richard Attenborough

Stars Late Exist Pop 1940s TV

I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry.

Myself Never Poet Interest Artistry

When a company creates a product that directly or indirectly adversely impacts the health of people, that product must be regulated. The process by which it's created must be regulated. No company has the right to injure people. No company.

Kenneth C. Griffin

Health People Process Company Right

I would love to do an unauthorized biography about Congress... It's like a secret society up there.

Love Society Congress Secret Up

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