Buddy Hackett Quotes

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.

Buddy Hackett

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: August 31, 1924 - June 30, 2003

Topics

PeopleVoiceLaughEnoughYouDown

I think if somebody commits to somebody by asking a woman to marry you, you should keep that commitment.

Joanna Krupa

CommitmentWomanThinkYouAsking

Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to.

Jessica Hahn

HappyMeMoreSignThanPlayboy

It's a pleasant thing to be young, and have ten toes.

Robert Louis Stevenson

YoungPleasantToesTenThing

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Anacharsis

HealthMadnessShameFirstPleasure

I don't think gender even exists.

Amandla Stenberg

ThinkGenderEvenExists

The fact that I am not Jewish by religion does not prevent me from connecting to the Jewish nation's spirituality.

Amar'e Stoudemire

ReligionI AmMeNationJewishFact

Lars von Trier is a very good storyteller. He's like an H. C. Andersen for adults.

Stellan Skarsgard

GoodLikeHeVeryStorytellerVon

There is something so arbitrary about prizes.

Steve Toltz

SomethingPrizesAboutArbitrary

It doesn't feel that good when you're ahead the whole way.

Steve Prefontaine

GoodFeelYouAheadWayWhole

The thing to remember about Phuket is it's very beach-oriented and relaxed. The trendiest beach is Koh Sirey, which is full of groovy places to have a cocktail and watch the sun go down.

Tony Parsons

BeachSunRememberDownGoPlaces

Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.

Ludwig van Beethoven

MusicStormMeDownSoundNotes

I taped my original audition for 'Fargo' with my agency in Chicago, Stewart Talent.

Allison Tolman

TalentChicagoOriginalAgencyFargo

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