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Bo Burnham Quotes

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 21, 1990

Topics

Think Comedy Way Little Force Many

There's so many misconceptions about me and my personality. People think I'm not a nice person, you know, or maybe a diva; not just about me, but the misconceptions of other models as well, or supermodels.

Personality People Me Think You

At any time, somebody can blow themselves up and take Americans with them. They can blow up an airplane; they can crash an airplane. That's something we have to worry about every day - we spend 40 billion dollars yearly on homeland security. That has nothing to do with Crusades or any of that other nonsense.

Time Day Airplane Worry Security Up

I despise writing in general, but yeah, I love writing the stuff that I direct.

Love Writing Stuff General Direct

The luck will alter and the star will rise.

Luck Rise Will Star Alter

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.

Matthew Broderick

Good Character I Am Me Accountant

I think the gay community should get smart and drop the word 'marriage.' Do you really need to change every right-wing Christian to make sure you get your equal rights? Eyes on the prize, we should be sticking to getting equal rights.

Change Marriage Community Eyes Smart

Most people learn all about the Second World War in school, or else, they see so many films put out by Hollywood, that it's easy to think we know exactly what happened.

School War People World Think Learn

There's a fine line between what would characterize you as a troglodyte and what would characterize you as a brilliant, avant-garde, forward-thinking genius. There's some middle ground.

Genius You Brilliant Line Middle

The autumn of 1850 brought an event freighted with deep significance to me. My mother died.

John Sergeant Wise

Mother Me Deep Autumn Event Died

I think my first story sold for $550. This was in 1954, and it seemed like quite a lot of money, and I said to myself, 'Hey, I'm a professional writer now.'

Myself Money Story Think Said Now

You eat as many vegetables as you can, and try to cut your carbs and your sugar. That's going to make the job of being a diabetic so much easier.

Job You Vegetables Sugar Try Eat

I created an online program that has audio lessons and PDF worksheets and two hours of video. So it's like a course you can do at home. And people are loving it and getting jobs from it.

Home People You Loving Two Lessons

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