David Fahrenthold Quotes

In the past, whistleblowers have had their desks moved to break rooms, broom closets, and basements. It's a clever punishment, good-government activists say, that exploits a gray area in the law. The whole thing can look minor on paper. They moved your office. So what?

David Fahrenthold

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I think very long and hard about every possibly offensive joke I want to make. I really hate mean humor and would hate to make anyone reading my jokes feel truly bad.

Megan Amram

HumorHateReadingThinkFeelBad

People say that I'm a millionaire, but that's not true - I only spend millions.

Robert Plant

PeopleSayTruePeople SayOnly

My friend Paul Ryan talks about fiscal responsibility, but voted to put two wars on a credit card.

Steny Hoyer

FriendResponsibilityCreditTwo

Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world. The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.

Soren Kierkegaard

BeginningEvilWorldBoredomBack

That isn't writing at all, it's typing.

Truman Capote

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Any film you make is a crap shoot.

Robert Englund

YouShootFilmMakeCrapAny

It's always an honor to be ranked high, but whatever is said about you, you take it and then take a realistic look at yourself and who you are.

Mike Krzyzewski

YourselfHonorYouLookSaidHigh

I like the way the old Toyotas look.

Judd Nelson

LookWayOldLike

Many times players have done stuff to me, like kick me. But I'm not a cry baby.

Diego Costa

MeBabyDoneCryKickStuff

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

Drew Carey

TruthHairThoughtGrowShortSaid

I've got to control my emotions. When I fight out of emotions, it doesn't end up so well.

Donald Cerrone

FightControlEndEmotionsOutUp

Many parents and teachers have become irritated to the point of distraction at the way the weed-style growth of 'like' has spread through the idiom of the young. And it's true that in some cases the term has become simultaneously a crutch and a tic, driving out the rest of the vocabulary as candy expels vegetables.

Christopher Hitchens

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