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David Letterman Quotes

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

David Letterman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 12, 1947

Topics

Intelligence Giving You House White

Not only is Rip Hamilton an outstanding basketball player, he is also known for giving back to his community.

Community Basketball Giving Back He

If the abstract rights of man will bear discussion and explanation, those of women, by a parity of reasoning, will not shrink from the same test.

Mary Wollstonecraft

Women Man Test Will Bear Discussion

The eyebrow pencil and false eyelashes were essential; my mother didn't feel dressed without them.

Mother Feel Dressed Eyelashes Pencil

As an actor you appreciate the security of a job. But I don't ever want to get too comfortable.

Job Appreciate You Security Want

Podcasting - it's a huge, huge thing now. 'The Fighter and the Kid' and the 'Big Brown Breakdown' reaches more people than a lot of shows on networks right now as far as television goes. It's such a loyal fan base, and I know my boxing. I'm really into it. I'm really honored to be a part of something like this. I feel like a glitch in 'The Matrix.'

People Feel Television Know Fighter

Those who aren't actors needn't juggle from lean to bulky and back. It's great to maintain a stable body type. Be consistent in your approach towards fitness.

Great Fitness Body Back Consistent

It is possible to resolve childhood repression safely and without confusion - something that has always been disputed by the most respected schools of thought.

Childhood Thought Possible Resolve

On stage, I need to be seen from the back seats. So, I dress more colorful and vibrant.

Dress Back More Colorful Need Stage

I think everybody, from every end of the market place, from young through to old, wants to be fashionable. Everybody. Women want to feel like they're wearing the right merchandise, regardless of age. They want to be trendy.

Women Age Think End Feel Place

Many people are in the dark when it comes to money, and I'm going to turn on the lights.

Money People Dark Lights Turn Going

Something my mom taught me when I was little is that everything happens for a reason.

Me Mom Reason Everything Little

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.

Life Family I Am Laugh My Life Way

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