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David Letterman Quotes

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

David Letterman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 12, 1947

Topics

Dog Water Spring Weather Thought

I like to run, to go down the stairs, I'm one of those kind of people.

Jill Clayburgh

People Down Stairs Go Kind Run

If one is free at heart, no man-made chains can bind one to servitude, but if one's mind is so manipulated and controlled by the oppressor, then there will be nothing the oppressed can do to scare his powerful masters.

Steven Biko

Heart Mind Free Powerful Nothing

Prayers were held in Assembly Hall. We all perched in rows on wooden benches while teachers sat up on the platform in armchairs, facing us.

Roald Dahl

Teachers Up Us Prayers Facing Were

Please don't quote me.

Mike Piazza

Me Quote Please

My influences were Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis and Chuck Berry.

Micky Dolenz

Little Influences Were Berry Chuck

At 18 to 20, I was probably one of the quickest things around, at the peak of my powers.

Michael Owen

Things Peak Around Powers

I've been rapping since I was 13.

Jay Pharoah

Been Since Rapping

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

Doug TenNapel

Funny Game Easy Goal Pie Games

Instagram. Pictures. Lots of pictures! I don't really care to read everyone's thoughts.

Christina Milian

Thoughts Care Pictures Everyone Read

There are some cities that I did take time out to study, 'cause I love history and one of them was Boston, and of course Rome and all of those places like that. But, in Syracuse or Rochester, or any of those places, no.

Connie Francis

Love History Time Rome Boston Study

I'm not sure Americans are hesitant to do this again - to fight another war, because it looked to them like a courageous and terrific endeavor.

Ashleigh Banfield

Fight War Endeavor Because Sure

Facebook succeeded because it was about real people having a presence on the Internet. There were all these other social networking sites people had, but they were all about fictional people.

Peter Thiel

People Networking Internet Real