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David Letterman Quotes

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

David Letterman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 12, 1947

Topics

Business Accounting Show Business

In my four years as a state legislator, I went to dozens of nontraditional events - everything from bird watchings to tree giveaways, neighborhood cleanups to self-defense clinics for women - going where people are instead of asking them to come to me. It's how I learned about their struggles and how legislative decisions affected their lives.

Women Bird Tree People Me Decisions

Republicans should embrace the possibility that Obamacare could pave the way toward lower health care entitlement spending overall. That won't be easy. But it's not unthinkable, either.

Health Care Easy Embrace Way Either

A lesser but still fundamental rule of racing is that you properly enter the event. Anyone who doesn't but still insists on running interferes with the paying customers.

Racing You Rule Event Customers Who

This idea that you can't be an honest man and a Washington politician is a myth, a crock made up by sellouts and careerist hacks who don't stand for anything and are impatient with people who do. It's possible to do this job with honor and dignity.

Job Man People Stand Honor You

I don't agree with capital punishment as it is now, because too often mistakes are made. But I think that if you eliminate the mistakes, then there are times when it is justified.

Mistakes Think You Now Punishment

Maggie and I got married and then had to wait three years before we got to take our honeymoon because we were both working! Right before 'Chaplin' began, we got to go to Hawaii.

Wait Hawaii Go Three Right Years

Technology has allowed us to have more drought-resistant crops. The spotty nature of drought, the spotty nature of rains can sometimes result in better yields than anticipated.

Nature Technology Better Result More

There's nothing, repeat, nothing to be ashamed of when you're going through a depression. If you get help, the chances of your licking it are really good. But, you have to get yourself onto a safe path.

Good Path Depression Yourself Help

I would have to say fantasy RPG and MMOs are my favorite type of games. I love 'Dark Souls II.' That game is so hard and unforgiving; if you beat that game, you have true skills.

Demetrious Johnson

Love Game You Dark Skills True

My father started out as a riveter, but he had the soul of an artist. He worshiped Shakespeare and had aspirations to be an actor. He claimed that from the first day he laid eyes on me, I was going to be this great dramatic actress.

Christine Ebersole

Father Eyes Great Day Soul Me

I don't think I can plate-spin, I've turned loads of things down because I just can't get the time to do it.

Time Think Down I Can Things Get

I love putting myself in sink-or-swim situations. You realize the human spirit is built to survive.

Annabelle Wallis

Love Myself Survive You Human Spirit

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