David Javerbaum Quotes

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

David Javerbaum

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I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all good friends.

Jim Henson

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Oddly, I believe that emotional proximity we feel to close loved ones makes it hard to be honest with them about feelings of depression.

Andy Dunn

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Through SCP Auctions, the Garvey family will also continue to share our great love for baseball by donating time and dollars to youth baseball programs.

Steve Garvey

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There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share.

Steve Ballmer

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I mean, Scorsese's a genius, and that's one way of shooting.

Stanley Tucci

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I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think a computer should be laid out like a typewriter with a video screen.

Steve Wozniak

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I do not separate my job and my personal life; therefore, I never work and never rest.

Roustam Tariko

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TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

David Walliams

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There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem, inspire with the same love for justice and virtue which men in general have for riches and honors... But the number of these men is so small that I only mention them in honor of humanity.

Claude Adrien Helvetius

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Being able to control your mind is a beautiful thing.

Anthony Ray Hinton

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When I was little I used to dance and model and that was fun. But I was always the person that was goofing off and I would memorize every line in every movie that I saw. And at recess that's what I would do, I would talk to my friends and recite movies.

Ashley Benson

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I ain't a Communist necessarily, but I been in the red all my life.

Woody Guthrie

LifeRedMy LifeCommunistBeen

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