Dylan Moran Quotes

I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.

Dylan Moran

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: irish
  • Birth: November 3, 1971

Topics

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The Baltimore boys only defend themselves when playing against teams that treat us mean, especially that bunch from Cincinnati.

Joe Kelley

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In anger-management training, they teach you never to hit a person - hit an object. That's what they teach you.

Jim Brown

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The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

Jo Brand

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I don't have a problem being labeled a sex symbol, though I personally don't feel very sexy about myself.

John Abraham

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Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If you love your wife, say it. If some moron tells you that you're merely a 'newlywed' or that you're still just 'too young to understand,' correct them.

Steven Crowder

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A limit on the automobile population of the United States would be the best of news for our cities. The end of automania would save open spaces, encourage wiser land use, and contribute greatly to ending suburban sprawl.

Stewart Udall

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Chuck Daly was a man and a coach who everyone had great respect for, and to be recognized in his memory is very special.

Tom Heinsohn

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Ships are obliged to take on harbor or river pilots - who provide specialized local navigation - when they approach a port, but in the canal, a Suez crew is also obligatory. The crew members are there in case the ship needs to be moored during the canal transit, but this rarely happens.

Rose George

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I'm sick of all the hate and anger and stuff like that going on.

Rose Namajunas

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There are elements of irony in my work, of course.

Martin Parr

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My greatest reward is knowing for certain, as I do with many other acts and artistes, that without Jonathan King being alive and involved, Genesis would not exist, and the guys would have had careers as intended - as accountants and lawyers!

Jonathan King

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We have that storytelling history in country and bluegrass and old time and folk music, blues - all those things that combine to make up the genre. It was probably storytelling before it was songwriting, as far as country music is concerned. It's fun to be a part of that and tip the hat to that. You know, and keep that tradition alive.

Chris Stapleton

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