Duane Chapman Quotes

My father is the reason I am the way I am today. He's why I acted up and he's why I prayed to be the opposite of him. We made up before he died but I vowed to never raise my kids like how he raised me.

Duane Chapman

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FatherTodayI AmMeWhyWay

You kind of create your own moral universe. It's like, well, I like myself. If other people don't like me, then whatever. I'm out of here.

Jessica Cutler

MyselfPeopleMeUniverseYouMoral

Well, who better to play Nazis than we Jews?

John Banner

BetterPlayWellWhoJewsThan

Weird Al was something that kids would listen to. It's funny, super funny, smart. It's just kind of jokey. I remember hearing 'Smells Like Nirvana' before hearing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit.' That's how it really worked. I think it's just such a cool thing how he introduced us to so many cool bands. Even Queen - 'Another One Rides the Bus.'

John Gourley

FunnySmartQueenTeenCoolThink

I know God's voice. I've seen God's hand. If the Lord is my helper, why should I be afraid?

John Piper

GodVoiceKnowWhyHandAfraid

We never know all the facts and the more we're mindful of how we deal with people, the more opportunity we have to evolve.

Mary McDonnell

OpportunityPeopleFactsKnowNever

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

Mike Tyson

WifeKnowNeverHeadFingerHer

I hold Mad Season very fondly to my heart, and there's a lot of sadness in that, too.

Mike McCready

HeartSadnessMadHoldSeasonVery

All I would say is that I have been honored to serve my country for the past three decades and look forward to serving in other ways now that I am retired from the U.S. Army.

Michael T. Flynn

PastI AmForwardArmyLookCountry

I'm happy I can sit home in my office and make up stories about superheroes. And I only have to deal with a pretty limited amount of people to get those comics produced.

Jason Aaron

HomeHappyPeopleI CanOfficeUp

I like the idea of isolation. I like the reality of it. You realize what you are... not that the knowledge is inevitably rewarding.

Joseph Brodsky

KnowledgeIsolationRealityYouIdea

We all want to win more, but it's all about being blessed and embracing your blessings. We have life.

DJ Khaled

LifeBlessedWinBlessingsWant

Nobody should expect an actor to have these wonderful ideas and concepts about the world: they pretend to be other people for a living.

Dominic Cooper

PeopleIdeasWorldNobodyLiving

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