Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.

Ellen DeGeneres

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Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.

Joel Osteen

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I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armour ever known to mankind. 'Hello, Mr. Rotten...' You can't say anything about me. You can't put me down in any way shape or form - I'm rotten to the core... you know, what's left for you? Pleasantries? I suppose the worst insult you could sling my way is 'Oh, he's really nice, him.'

John Lydon

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All progress is experimental.

John Jay Chapman

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I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.

Michael Bergin

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I don't want to have people brought in simply because they are black or Asian.

Trevor Phillips

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The only area that I would agree with minimum wage is in immigration reform, the guest worker program.

Ron Johnson

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I don't believe that anyone is not bothered by critics. I think that everybody cares.

Miuccia Prada

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There's nothing that sells stuff like television. Nothing.

Lorne Michaels

TelevisionNothingLikeStuffSells

Republicans let this happen over and over, and there is never anyone to stick up for them. They spend too much time defending themselves.

Johnny Ramone

TimeToo MuchNeverOverHappenUp

I hate talking about music, to tell you the truth.

Brian Eno

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My journey has been a very fun one because I've chosen to make the best of every challenge that I've had along the way no matter what.

Ciara

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People called me 'cottage cheese thighs' all through school.

Ashley Graham

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