Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

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It's always good to be home.

Jim Nabors

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It's clear to me now that we've got to reach out to the Arab Sunni community in particular in an effort to cause some moderate political activity to take place so they join the future of Iraq.

John Abizaid

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I just think women should love themselves more than they do. Because I think - with all the social media stuff - we look at ourselves too much, and we just destroy ourselves when we're way cooler than we know.

Meghan Trainor

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The populists are spreading slogans. We have to offer solutions and answers.

Jean-Claude Juncker

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I'm not really a Democrat or a Republican, but I don't like rhetoric.

Sir Mix-a-Lot

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The highest ecstasy is the attention at its fullest.

Simone Weil

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I didn't want to just rally at the baseline, even though that happened a lot.

Tracy Austin

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The really interesting stuff about virtuality is what you can measure with it. Because what you can measure in virtuality is everything. Every single thing that every single person who's ever played in a game has ever done can be measured.

Tom Chatfield

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Traditionally, Young Republicans have been a leading indicator of the direction of the party.

Roger Stone

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Why do people embrace God? In my opinion, belief in God and an afterlife is a necessary extension of man's need to feel that this life does not end with what we call death.

Robert Vaughn

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I don't want to pass a punitive law, or use politics as a vendetta.

Romano Prodi

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Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band.

MaryJanice Davidson

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