Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

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Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.

Jeremy Taylor

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I've always been pretty independent, no matter what situation: good, bad, ugly, happy, sad. I dig deep, and I get over it.

Mel B

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The duty of the grand jury is to separate fact from fiction, after a full and impartial examination of all the evidence involved, and decide if evidence supported the filing of any criminal charges against Darren Wilson. They accepted and completed this monumental responsibility in a conscientious and expeditious manner.

Robert P. McCulloch

ResponsibilityDutyEvidenceJury

The Kirov is a great ballet company because it has so many terrific dancers, but it doesn't always know what to do with them.

Robert Gottlieb

GreatKnowCompanyAlwaysDancers

When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it - right away.

Stewart Brand

NatureGodStartDoingYouRight

I certainly was never the pretty girl at school, but I can go to a lot of different places with this face.

Mary-Louise Parker

GirlSchoolFaceI CanGoNever

I give a lot of instruction in training. It's difficult for me to do the same in matches, so I need guys on the pitch to read the game, to understand what we want.

Jose Mourinho

TrainingMeGameWantUnderstand

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

Bobby Moynihan

CharacterYouBurnQuickOutDays

To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.

Anthony Newley

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I think there's a point to regulating, because there are snake oil companies.

Anne Wojcicki

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We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict unwanted children on society.

Anne Lamott

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I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance.

Willie Stargell

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