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Emo Philips Quotes

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 7, 1956

Topics

School You Way Guns Our Some

Writing is just something I've always done. It's just kind of the reality of who I am.

Jesse Kellerman

I Am Writing Reality Done Kind Just

Checking email every 45 seconds is not only compulsive, it's presumptuous. It suggests a belief that anyone who sends us a message needs us to read it immediately, even if the message is from SkyMall telling us our Bigfoot Garden Yeti statue has shipped.

Garden Belief Email Statue Us Only

I have trouble writing if I can't picture how things are going to look.

Writing Picture Look Trouble Going

After qualifying for a B.Sc. in pharmacology, I spent a few months in Sheffield University as a research worker in the pharmacology department but then went back to Oxford to the Nuffield Institute for Medical Research in order to study for a D. Phil. with Dr. Geoffrey Dawes.

Medical Research Back Study Order

Diversity is crucial.

Diversity Crucial

I tend to write and record things quite quickly. You can tamper with things for years, and it's artistic laziness sometimes.

You Laziness Sometimes Write Years

You know you're getting older when - well, first off, when you read almost any story that begins 'You know you're getting older when.' But you also know it when you not only never heard of the musical guest on a given 'Saturday Night Live' but never heard of the host, either.

Live Getting Older Night Story You

Let's be very clear, if you check the F.E.C. records you will see I am supporting George W. Bush.

I Am You Will See Check Clear

I never heard nobody in my audience call me any kind of names.

Me Nobody Kind Never Names Audience

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

Douglas Coupland

People Year Feeling Burn Knowing

There's a lot I've yet to say about 'American Idol,' so I am excited about teaming up with 'Idol Go Home' and starting my blog.

Brian Dunkleman

Home I Am American Go Say Starting

I'm not very good in a classroom sort of setting. I never was. I was kind of a clown in high school - got suspended a lot.

Bobby Cannavale

Good School High School Kind Never

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