Emo Philips Quotes

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

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MenPainKnowRealTwoGoing

When I first experienced the millennial response to me, I had come out of a classified briefing, and I told the group of media individuals who were there that I didn't think James Comey had any credibility, and I threw up my hands and walked away - that went viral.

Maxine Waters

MeThinkMediaHandsGroupFirst

The Russian norm is an extremely barbaric state of mind.

Merab Mamardashvili

MindStateNormRussianBarbaric

In the best days of our republic Americans were fiercely proud of the fact that rich and poor met on such equal terms in so many ways, and without the slightest trace of hostility.

Robert W. Welch, Jr.

BestProudRichPoorEqualWithout

Slavery to monarchs and ministers, which the world will be long freeing itself from, and whose deadly grasp stops the progress of the human mind, is not yet abolished.

Mary Wollstonecraft

ProgressMindSlaveryWorldLong

I'm going to continue to keep music number one.

Ludacris

MusicKeepGoingNumberContinue

When I graduated, I was going to go to school for law, but had such an affinity for hip-hop. It was like walking into a casino and I decided to bet everything on hip-hop, and I hit! My hit wasn't just a hit for me, it was a hit for everyone in this culture.

Doug E. Fresh

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I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore.

Davy Jones

MadGemsScreenAnymoreThem

Charlie Christian played amplified guitar with Benny Goodman's quartet. He was the greatest guitar player that ever was. But he never looked up from the guitar. But I put a little dance to it. They appreciate seein' something along with hearin' something.

Chuck Berry

DanceGuitarAppreciateChristianUp

The pressure of special interests, the demands of special sections of the state, the needs of friends, all must be subordinated to the good of the people as a whole.

Arthur Capper

GoodPeoplePressureFriendsSpecial

Above all things, reverence yourself.

Pythagoras

YourselfThingsReverenceAbove

We have been far too aggressive about extracting ocean wildlife, not appreciating that there are limits and even points of no return.

Sylvia Earle

OceanLimitsAggressiveWildlifeFar

We cannot collect enough taxes to catch up with spending. Do I know a solution? Not really. Do your politicians know a solution? Does our commander-in-chief offer a solution? Absolutely not.

Rick Santelli

EnoughSolutionKnowTaxesUpCatch

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