Evan Esar Quotes

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Evan Esar

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I think people have been really receptive to understanding that I've grown up and the music's going to sound a little different.

Joe Jonas

MusicPeopleThinkUnderstandingUp

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Jesus Christ

DoctorSickHealthyNeedRepentance

I believe a child dying between a couple either makes you stronger, or it doesn't.

Mayte Garcia

ChildBelieveStrongerYouI Believe

I can't speak for every American comic, but for me, a great show is its own reward. Comedy is too subjective for awards.

Michael Che

GreatMeSpeakAmericanComedyOwn

The tolling of yon dismal bell and the loud but solemn discharge of artillery hath announced to the nation the melancholy tidings - Thomas Jefferson no longer lives!

John Tyler

NationBellMelancholyLoudSolemn

Comprehensive immigration reform should be debated and passed by Congress.

Amy Klobuchar

ImmigrationCongressReformShould

It is very important when you judge to recognize that you have to stay impartial. That's what the nature of my job is. I have to unhook myself from my emotional responses and try to stay within my unemotional, objective persona.

Sonia Sotomayor

NatureMyselfJobJudgeYouTry

People get bored very quickly.

Jonathan Anderson

PeopleBoredGetVeryQuickly

I look back and see the kids who made it through school - it made a huge difference in their lives, which made me believe in the power of public education and what it can do for individuals and communities and the state.

Denise Juneau

EducationPowerSchoolMeBelieve

My father brought me up to be a socialist.

Donovan

FatherMeUpSocialistBrought

With the traditional six-month lead time on the delivery of international show content, designer collections can be outpaced by the so-called fast fashion chains. H&M, Topshop and Zara, or even Target and J. Crew, would have their versions for sale before the designer looks hit the stores.

Suzy Menkes

TimeFashionFastTargetLooksLead

My goal is to spread the word about the need for more blood donors.

Niki Taylor

GoalBloodMoreNeedSpreadWord

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