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Fred Armisen Quotes

Before 'SNL,' I would do stand-up, opening for Jeff Tweedy. It was worse than bombing in that people were dead silent.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 4, 1966

Topics

People Silent Dead Opening Worse

One of the pitfalls of writing about illness is that it is very easy to imagine people with cancer as either these wise, beyond-their-years creatures or else these sad-eyed, tragic people. And the truth is people living with cancer are very much like people who are not living with cancer.

Truth Wise People Writing Truth Is

In just three years, Iraq has achieved immense progress. It has had three successful elections in which 80% of their citizens voted, even while being threatened with death.

Progress Death Three Successful Just

Dirty martinis and music - that's the big motto in our family. We get the booze going, and the music starts playing. Always old-school hip-hop. Jay-Z. Tribe Called Quest. The Pharcyde. My parents love that stuff.

Family Love Music Motto Parents Big

Have we failed to slow global warming pollution in part because climate and environmental activists have been too polite and well behaved?

Environmental Slow Pollution Well

We've evolved from sitting back on our tripods and shooting wildlife films like they have been shot historically, which doesn't work for us.

Work Back Sitting Wildlife Shooting

I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it.

Robert Downey, Jr.

Funny Good People Cool Perfect Said

I remember as a child, my mother loved Dean Martin. Every Christmas, about the only Christmas album that we were able to listen to was the Dean Martin Christmas album.

Michael Spradlin

Mother Child Loved Remember Listen

I want to know why we exist and what I can do while I'm existing. Basically. it's learning how to exist, wholely, consciously. Growing up on fast food and television shows, you can easily forget to exist. You can even be treated as if you don't.

Learning Food Growing Up You I Can

I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

Jason Schwartzman

Best Dating People Game Think You

One time, I had a nightmare for two weeks after an advert.

Time Two Nightmare After Had Weeks

I'd love to do more action stuff, in the future.

Love Future Action More Stuff

I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon.

Food Fat Goal Person Possible Eat

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