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Fred Armisen Quotes

I've met Tony Danza. He was really nice. And he looks... I feel like he hasn't aged. He looks exactly the same. He's just Tony Danza. He's exactly the same as he's always been.

Fred Armisen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 4, 1966

Topics

Feel Looks Nice Same Always Been

If Washington continues to fumble issues like taking care of the debt, getting the troops home, and rebuilding our economy, my wife and I may sit down and say, 'These are critical things and maybe we need to get back in the ball.'

Joe Scarborough

Home Wife Care Back Down Washington

I'm starting to figure it out - figure out my spots, where I should be on the court, where I'm most effective, and how I handle double teams - and it's paying off.

Joel Embiid

Starting Out Double Handle Off Most

A lot of people think I came out of nowhere. When you start as a songwriter, nobody knows who you are. I met the guy who wrote 'Yeah' by Usher, which was a huge smash, and nobody knew who he was.

Meghan Trainor

People Start Think You Nobody Out

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Matthew Perry

Car Me You Over Give Me Give

I think one of the most humiliating moments of my life was putting on spandex, personally. It's always nice when four women pull you into spandex when you're in jockey shorts. Yeah.

Michael Chiklis

Life Women Think My Life Moments

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Robin Williams

Night Furniture Gay Broke Other Had

Can you imagine the first time they figured out how to mechanically raise somebody up through the stage and make them appear, or drop them down on a rope or a wire? It blew everybody's minds, I'm sure.

Ron Howard

Time You Down Minds First Time Rope

I slept for four years. I didn't study much of anything. I majored in something called communication arts.

Don DeLillo

Communication Study Years Anything

When I raced, I had great parents, even a greater coach and a nutritionist. I was never insecure.

Donovan Bailey

Great Parents Never Coach Greater

I don't have much interest in gingerbread houses - except in eating them.

Chris Messina

Eating Interest Much Houses Except

I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.

Bob Dylan

Thought Better Seeing Feeling Just

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Phil Donahue

Problem Solution Suicide Permanent