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Fred Allen Quotes

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Fred Allen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 31, 1894 - March 17, 1956

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Life Men You Strange Shoulders Hole

I'm have one of the most, if not the most, moderate voting records in Congress in the Florida delegation.

Joe Garcia

Voting Congress Florida Moderate

It's impossible for me to disentangle how much of my storytelling urge is the product of growing up with novelist parents and how much is a genetic legacy from those same parents.

Jesse Kellerman

Parents Me Growing Up Legacy Growing

The past grows gradually around one, like a placenta for dying.

John Berger

Past Dying Like Gradually Around

There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know.

John Dryden

Mad Know Pleasure Being None Which

I've always felt this, from when I was growing up to now with my son Riley. We don't let them be little. I was not a normal kid, but I had a sense of innocence far longer than we let kids.

Melissa Peterman

Son Growing Up Innocence Growing Now

I'm technically a vegan, but I do eat egg if it's in things.

Mayim Bialik

Egg Eat Things Vegan Technically

With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on.

Sonny Bono

Knowledge Respect Words You Down

Most shows are normally 40 or 50 pages.

Tom Verica

Most Pages Shows Normally

No decisions should ever be made without asking the question, is this for the common good?

Michael Moore

Good Decisions Question Asking Made

Part of our job as quote-unquote 'celebrities' is that we can gather people around things that are important. I think it should be a requisite - there should be a clause in the contract that you have to give back.

Luis Fonsi

Job People Think You Back Important

I'm not a politician. I'm somebody who knows the world can be better, and I'm willing to fight for it.

DeRay Mckesson

Fight World Better Politician Knows

Touring for two years is excruciating.

Chester Bennington

Two Years Touring Excruciating