Erma Bombeck Quotes

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

Erma Bombeck

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: journalist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996

Topics

FriendYouWillSheOldTell

I am not - thank heavens - one of those 'driven' writers who spend a fortnight buckled with empty fright over an untouched page only to wake at two in the morning feverish with paragraphs.

Jim Crace

MorningI AmPageTwoOverEmpty

My son was autistic, and he suffered from seizure disorder every 5 to 10 days. He would suffer a seizure that would last 45 seconds to a minute and sleep for 12 hours.

John Travolta

SonSleepDaysSufferMinuteLast

The consequences of poor nutrition and a lack of exercise are serious.

Amy Klobuchar

ExerciseConsequencesSeriousPoor

If you look at it, the history of comedy has always been strongest among the nations who have been persecuted the most.

Trevor Noah

HistoryComedyYouLookAlwaysBeen

I'm a striker. That's what I enjoy doing. And any chance to display that, I'm happy.

Robert Whittaker

HappyChanceDoingEnjoyDisplay

When someone posts a Socialcam video, all of their followers get an instant notification.

Michael Seibel

SomeoneFollowersGetInstantVideo

The poetic notion of infinity is far greater than that which is sponsored by any creed.

Joseph Brodsky

GreaterInfinityFarThanNotion

I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.

Diablo Cody

TimePersonalitySchoolKindClock

I don't feel restless, I just like to travel.

Brad Pitt

TravelFeelRestlessJustLike

If you're not a first-round pick or you're not 6-2, they always say you can't be the best. But the only time there's a weight class is before the draft. This is the NFL. It's all about what you do. I can run past guys and get done what I need to. I can do everything the big guy can do.

Antonio Brown

TimeBestPastYouI CanRun

One of the beautiful things about a movement is that there are many strategies and many tactics contained within it. Not every participant in a movement is required to do exactly the same things.

Alicia Garza

BeautifulBeautiful ThingsMovement

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

William Inge

PastMatterNeverEventsDivided

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