Erma Bombeck Quotes

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Erma Bombeck

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: journalist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996

Topics

ChildrenSickBedSleepingSpread

It's not that anything has changed about me, and, it's a cliche, but I think that as you get older, you learn to accept who you are, and you feel more comfortable in your own skin.

Joanne Froggatt

MeThinkFeelLearnYouSkin

I profess myself a citizen of the world, totally unfettered by the little, mean distinctions of climate or of country, which diminish the benevolence of the heart and set bounds to philanthropy.

John Paul Jones

HeartMyselfWorldCountryCitizen

I try to plan my day around not using my car.

Anna Getty

CarDayPlanTryAroundUsing

I may find Saddam Hussein's regime abhorrent - any normal person would - but the survival of it is in his hands.

Tony Blair

SurvivalHandsFindPersonNormal

The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atomic bomb by the U.S. at Bikini Island in the Marshall Isles, hence the naming of the bikini.

Tom Waits

WomanIslandAtomic BombSightFirst

I do have a bit of a garden, and I'd love a hovercraft to get around it - one of the big four-seater ones with the fan on the back.

Tom Felton

LoveBackGardenBigGetFan

The grandmother, the mother, the worker, the student, the intellectual, the professional, the unemployed, everybody identified with the songs because they were descriptions of life in the city.

Ruben Blades

LifeMotherCityProfessionalSongs

I hate turbulence in life, but also on planes.

Christopher Plummer

LifeHateTurbulencePlanesAlso

I think they say that when you're breast feeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little easier. It's like a workout within itself. It's very tiring actually and you find yourself snacking more often.

Christina Aguilera

YourselfThinkYouFindDownKnow

It's always great to see one of the actors I've worked with from 'Caddyshack' and 'TRON.' I run into them occasionally at events.

Cindy Morgan

GreatRunEventsAlwaysSeeThem

I cannot claim to have had a hard time publishing.

Alice Walker

TimeHardCannotClaimPublishing

Who ever converses among old books will be hard to please among the new.

William Temple

NewWillOldHardBooksWho

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