Erma Bombeck Quotes

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Erma Bombeck

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: journalist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996

Topics

CarChildrenSayingYouWindows

Part of the healing process is sharing with other people who care.

Jerry Cantrell

Moving OnHealingPeopleCareWho

Nothing has been left undone by the enemies of freedom. Every art and artifice, every cruelty and outrage has been practiced and perpetrated to destroy the rights of man. In this great struggle, every crime has been rewarded and every virtue has been punished.

Robert Green Ingersoll

FreedomGreatArtStruggleMan

The world cannot be governed without juggling.

John Selden

WorldWithoutJugglingCannot

Like any business, the oil industry runs on the basic premise of supply and demand. The more supply - the lower the price. The higher the demand - the higher price. In other words, the more people who can buy oil, the higher the price of oil.

Ron Wyden

BusinessWordsPeoplePriceOilBuy

People change because of kids. They change how they eat. They change the way they think. They change the way they see one another.

Michelle Obama

ChangePeopleThinkPeople Change

There is no room for legal hair-splitting when it comes to the humane treatment of detainees - not in a nation founded on the rule of law and respect for human rights.

Dick Durbin

RespectLawLegalRule Of LawHuman

I love working for myself. I've grown to dislike the Hollywood machine. Too much bull, disappointment, and quite frankly, untalented, mindless, and hugely disrespectful people involved in the process. I'll take carrying the load on my back, all the way up Everest if needed, to be able to steer away from it.

Corbin Bernsen

LoveMyselfPeopleDisappointment

Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.

Claudia Black

BelieveYouMoreWillingFarYour

It took me a long time to learn how to write a good song.

Bob Seger

GoodTimeMeSongLearnLong

To become properly acquainted with a truth, we must first have disbelieved it, and disputed against it.

Novalis

TruthBecomeFirstAgainstMust

I eat once a day if I remember, and I try never to go to sleep.

Richie Havens

DaySleepRememberGoTryNever

You cannot control your own population by force, but it can be distracted by consumption.

Noam Chomsky

ControlYouOwnForcePopulation

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