Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
Recitation: by Male by Female
If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.
Jimmy Buffett
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Rosa Parks will be remembered for her lasting contributions to society. Her legacy lives on in the continued struggle for civil rights around the world. She will be missed.
Jim Costa
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I had a bulletin board in my bedroom with every picture of Leo ever taken - keep in mind, this was pre-'Titanic' and pre-Us Weekly, practically pre-Internet. I had to buy 'The Leonardo DiCaprio Album' and cut out my favorite pics.
Jenny Han
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The Pacific had great hope that when the former President Mitered decided to halt nuclear testing, we had put behind us the issue of nuclear states testing their weapons in our Pacific region.
Jenny Shipley
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The organization and constant onward sweep of this movement exemplifies the resentment of the many toward the selfishness, greed and the neglect of the few.
John L. Lewis
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We all remember the people who won the World Series and not the guy who struck out.
John Rampton
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When you look at the Nixon pardon, the short-term gain would have been never to pardon him.
Steven Ford
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I believe that trade is essential for economic growth and development around the world, but I also believe that trade is imperfect.
Roberto Azevedo
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The belief is growing on me that the disease is communicated by the bite of the mosquito... She always injects a small quantity of fluid with her bite - what if the parasites get into the system in this manner.
Ronald Ross
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I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid.
Jonah Lomu
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I think there is something very nice about going to work to try to make people laugh.
Dennis Farina
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I'm a big fan of working out on my own. I put my headphones on and I'm pretty good at self-motivating. At the end of the day, I enjoy it. Once I'm there and once I get going, I tend to love it, and I feel good.
Chris Evans
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