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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996

Topics

You Never First Carousel Notice Did

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.

Change Attitude You Something Your

Trophies and medals have never meant much to me. I've had amazing experiences, which let you feel like you've accomplished something.

Amazing Me Feel You Never Medals

The story is supposed to change; it's supposed to evolve. In making 'Cartel Land,' I ended up with a much, much different story than I started with.

Matthew Heineman

Change Story Land Up Evolve Started

I went to L.A. to become an actress, and I started from the ground up. I worked as an extra, and then I started taking this joke-writing class because it was free. I didn't want to be a comedian, but I was like, 'Free education? Yeah, I'll take a class.'

Anjelah Johnson

Education Free Want Class Become Up

I've dated the sweet mama's boy, the musician rocker, the struggling artist - basically a lot of people without jobs.

People Sweet Artist Boy Mama Jobs

If you don't ask, you don't get.

Motivational You Ask Get

Obama does not need to worry as much as past Democratic presidents about being labeled soft on national security - not after giving the order that led to the assassination of Osama bin Laden. No, his biggest concern is being labeled tone deaf on joblessness and debt.

Past Giving Worry Security Deaf

Like Afghanistan before it, Iraq is only one theater in a regional war. We were attacked by a network of terrorist organizations supported by several countries, of whom the most important were Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Saudi Arabia.

War Important Afghanistan Only Like

I think the trend to move towards caucuses and conventions, whether to nominate senators, governors or presidential nominees, I think the move towards caucuses and conventions is a very bad one, and that our party should reward those states that spend the time and money to have primaries.

Time Money Think Reward Bad Party

But on a utilitarian level, I realize that to try to accomplish the greatest good for the greatest number of people, sometimes we have to become salesmen for what we believe, and part of being a salesman is being effective.

Good People Believe Accomplish Try

Anybody who knows me knows that I'm just here to put a smile on people's faces.

Smile People Me Here Faces Just

I look at people for their souls, and I can see myself falling in love with anyone after getting to know them and developing a relationship.

Love Relationship Myself People Look

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