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Erma Bombeck Quotes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996

Topics

Sports Football Man Watches Three

Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.

Identity Nation Theft Suburbs Crimes

As long as we can get redress in the courts, as long as the laws shall be honestly administered, as long as honesty and intelligence sit upon the bench, as long as intelligence sits in the chairs of jurors, this country will stand, the law will be enforced, and the law will be respected.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Honesty Intelligence Law Stand Long

One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock Hudson's memorial service. It's so great. Everyone's in it, with personal addresses all bound into a book. Someone else once gave me Ike Turner's will. I get great stuff.

Great Service Me Book Someone Rock

I studied classical percussion for ten years.

Alycia Debnam-Carey

Ten Years Years Ten Percussion

Songs are here to help us: they build bridges from heart to heart.

Heart Bridges Help Build Here Us

Just because you've Googled something doesn't mean you've learned.

You Just Because Mean Something Just

What do you want to be? If you don't put the work in, you're not going to be able to be it.

Work You Want Going Able Put

There's nothing wrong at all with women wanting to be women.

Women Wrong Nothing Wanting

The biggest waste of time of my life was playing 'Call of Duty.' But I got really good at 'Call of Duty' - a little bit too good at that time.

Life Good Time My Life Duty Little

Pacino's always played the suffering prince. I just find that interesting.

Suffering Interesting Find Always

I do not believe 'Newsweek' is the only catcher in the rye between democracy and ignorance, but I think we're one of them, and I don't think there are that many on the edge of that cliff.

Ignorance Democracy Believe Think

The voice muscle doesn't last forever. I have a lot of friends who are classical and opera singers. My friend Beverly Sills stopped singing in her 50s, so I'm careful with mine. But I'll keep going as long as it lets me.

Friend Keep Going Me Singing Voice

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