Eric Stonestreet Quotes

I like the Open Window Fresh WetJet scent; it smells pretty good as you are using it. I like fresh and clean smells, so it makes sense that I would also be partnered with Swiffer because that is what they are all about: making your house all fresh and clean.

Eric Stonestreet

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: September 9, 1971

Topics

GoodWindowYouHouseCleanScent

I auditioned for 'Westworld' thinking it was gonna be a knock-off spoof. Thank God I didn't know Anthony Hopkins was starring in it.

Jimmi Simpson

GodThank GodThinkingKnowHopkins

My father was in the service. His job was to integrate the Armed Forces overseas. So that meant we showed up at military bases in Okinawa or Germany, racially unannounced. That made me, in that particular society if you will, the outsider.

Joe Morton

FatherServiceJobMeSocietyYou

If you do television, and it's great, it's the best job there is. Every week it's another opportunity to really make that work and figure out how to make it work better. I love that it's like theater too, and the audience, and it's so short, like twenty minutes... It's like a Haiku or something.

Joan Cusack

WorkLoveOpportunityGreatBest

While we must condemn any misuse of their authority, let's not forget that, by far, police are fulfilling their duty to protect and serve.

John Fleming

PoliceForgetAuthorityDutyProtect

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Steve Martin

WomanMeStandSheOverBreak

There are two methods in software design. One is to make the program so simple, there are obviously no errors. The other is to make it so complicated, there are no obvious errors.

Tony Hoare

SimpleDesignComplicatedSoftware

I am very averse to bringing myself forward in print, but as my account will only appear as an appendage to a former production, and as it will be confined to such topics as have connection with my authorship alone, I can hardly accuse myself of a personal intrusion.

Mary Shelley

AloneMyselfI AmForwardConnection

One thing I've learned from winning an Olympic medal is that it's really exhausting.

Mikaela Shiffrin

WinningOne ThingOlympicMedal

I couldn't see passion as a bad thing.

Joni Mitchell

PassionBadSeeThingBad Thing

I am my own audience. I always picture me and my mates and think, 'What would we enjoy listening to?'

Conor Maynard

I AmMeListeningThinkPictureOwn

Fame and money and all that - you hear people say it a lot, but they don't mean a thing to me.

Brantley Gilbert

MoneyPeopleMeYouFameSay

Youth is so exciting. It'll take over. I don't want to be swept away. I want to be with the taking-over people, right to the end.

Nicolas Roeg

PeopleYouthEndWantRightOver

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