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George Lopez Quotes

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 23, 1961

Topics

Nobody Want Way Only Somebody Could

Death comes at you no matter what you do in this life, and to equate drugs with death is a facile comparison.

Life Death You Matter Comparison

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalog ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

School Friends Superman Over Pajamas

I couldn't begin to name names... in general I have found racers to be some of the most competitive people on the planet... and some of the nicest as well.

People Name Names Begin Competitive

I probably do have an obsessive personality, but striving for perfection has served me well.

Personality Perfection Me Striving

I pretty much know everything there is to know about Dahmer.

Know Everything Pretty Much About

Everyone knows someone struggling in some kind of way. You are a role model to so many people, even if you don't realize it. Take someone under your wing. Show them the right way to do things.

People Someone You Role Model Kind

I never thought I wanted to write about the '50s, because I thought it was the most boring and bland decade to grow up in, and I never wanted to go back there.

Thought Grow Back Go Boring Never

I used to play chess when I was a kid and participate in national-level tournaments with the geekiest guys. This one time, I was losing terribly, so I batted my eyelashes and flirted as I asked for a draw. My dad just couldn't believe it. He thought, 'What have I created, a floozy?' But it worked!

Time Losing Believe Thought Play

Once we start hitting lyrical themes that can whack you from all these different perspectives, we know we're onto something special.

Chester Bennington

Start You Know Special Something

My purpose is to inspire people of all walks of life to discover the virtue inherent within them and to bring forth that virtue in their daily lives.

William Shirley

Life Daily Purpose People Inspire

I'm the worst liar alive.

Liar Alive Worst

As a child, I grew up the son of German immigrant parents, so I grew up being teased and called 'Fritz' at school. When I married my wife and went to live in Vienna, I was teased for being a Brit.

Live Son Wife School Child Parents

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