As you get older and fatter, good clothes can hide a lot.
Graydon Carter
Recitation: by Male by Female
I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer.
Joe Piscopo
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Of course humans like to explore, and we should. There's nothing wrong with that. But it's more than that. It's essential for your children and your children's children.
Jeff Bezos
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The first duty of a state is to see that every child born therein shall be well housed, clothed, fed and educated till it attains years of discretion.
John Ruskin
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A perfect record does not mean that someone is the greatest. Rocky Marciano never lost a fight, but I never hear anyone say he's the greatest heavyweight champion of all time.
Steve Sabol
TimeFightChampionSomeonePerfect
The practice of passing bills to find out what is in them represents a Forrest Gump-box of chocolates approach to government in which the taxpayers never know what they are going to get.
Ron DeSantis
GovernmentPracticeFindKnowNever
There is such a thing as commonsense middle-ground gun reform, and most gun owners support it.
Mike Quigley
SupportGunReformMostThing
When I do something, I don't want to be second best. That's the right way.
Miguel Cabrera
BestWantWayRightSomething
The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.
Miguel de Cervantes
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With a houseful of kids you give each other strength.
Michael Landon
StrengthYouGiveKidsOtherEach
In 2011, when the General Assembly passed the law allowing civil unions, Illinois took an important step forward to recognize that gay and lesbian couples have the right to build lives together and create strong, loving families.
Lisa Madigan
TogetherStepLawForwardStrong
Let others either envy or pity me; I care not, so long as I enjoy myself.
Joseph Hall
MyselfMeCareEnjoyLongEnvy
I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.
Diablo Cody
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