Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Topics

FunnyPeopleComedyImportantJust

I loved the city of Chicago, and I love the Reinsdorfs. I'm forever grateful for them in taking a chance on me, allowing me to become the player that I am today. It's still incredible to me that I got to hoop in a Bulls jersey.

Jimmy Butler

LoveTodayGratefulI AmCityMe

One thing is for certain: under President Obama, home schooling will become a huge growth industry.

Andrew Breitbart

GrowthHomeWillBecomePresident

I'm very focused when I'm making a movie, but I'm also a fantastic multitasker.

Melissa George

FocusedFantasticMakingMovieVery

Every part I play is just a variant of my own personality. No real character actor, of course, just me.

Michael Gambon

CharacterPersonalityMePlayActor

Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

Jean-Paul Sartre

FreedomYouDoneBeen

There is a direct line relationship between what happened in Afghanistan in the work up to 11 September 2001 and what we're doing in Afghanistan today.

John R. Allen

WorkTodayRelationshipDoingLine

If there's an intellectual highway, there's also an intellectual subway.

Stanley Crouch

IntellectualSubwayHighwayAlso

I always wanted my daddy to be proud.

Tonya Harding

ProudAlwaysDaddyWanted

I could have ended up a casualty of a broken family, like so many of the kids around me in inner city Baltimore. But my life was forever changed the year I turned 10. That was the year my dad turned to Jesus.

Tony Evans

LifeFamilyBrokenCityMeMy Life

Dreaming is one thing, and working towards the dream is one thing, but working with expectations in mind is very self-defeating.

Michael Landon

MindExpectationsDreamDreaming

It's unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don't even give themselves a chance to see what they'll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I'll look like before I start cleaning the slates.

Julia Roberts

WomenLiveSocietyStartChanceSee

I've lost a few notes on the top. But I've gained a little insight about what makes people comfortable when they're listening or watching a performance of mine. It usually has to do with singing something that isn't vocally too strenuous.

Johnny Mathis

PeopleListeningSingingPerformance

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Gilbert Gottfried