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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Time Day Say Why One Day Talk

I mean, the fight for a health care bill to cover all Americans and leave none behind is attacked as being a race appeal, which is not true, but then it's put out in the media as true.

Jesse Jackson

Health Fight Care Media True Mean

There's still a bit of a problem, in that so many leading English roles are taken by American or French actresses.

Joely Richardson

American Problem English Still Taken

Life doesn't go on forever, and you don't want to drop dead without ever having done what you wanted to do.

Meg Rosoff

Life You Go Done Want Dead

Like many insects, flies are most sensitive to green light. This means that they would see their world as 'black and white,' in that they can't see the multiple colors required to reconstruct a color image of the world. They do, however, have specialized cells that enable them to see ultraviolet wavelengths.

Michael Dickinson

Black And White Light Green Colors

I think any fight you get into, you've got to shine and show that you deserve to be up there.

Stipe Miocic

Fight Shine Think You Deserve Up

No individual can do it all on their own.

Luka Modric

Individual Own

As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.

Loni Love

Road You Comic Stand-Up

With the notion of marriage - an exclusive, emotional, binding 'til death do you part' tie - becoming more and more an exception to the rule given a rise in cohabitation and high rates of divorce, why should the federal government be telling adults who love one another that they cannot get married simply because they happen to be gay?

Lisa Murkowski

Love Marriage Death Government You

In America today, unfortunately, the right wing has been totally commandeered by the Tea Party, and it's a bad thing for our party.

Jon Huntsman, Sr.

Today Tea America Bad Party Right

I always used to wonder why American actors were getting fat, then I made a U.S. movie. I'm seeing all the food every day, and there's lots of waiting around because making an American movie is very slow.

Donnie Yen

Food Day Waiting Slow American Fat

While tourism is often resource-intensive, it is a major driver of poverty reduction in developing countries.

Arancha Gonzalez

Poverty Tourism Driver Often Major

I love my hourglass figure.

Ashley Graham

Love Hourglass Figure I Love