Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.

Gilbert Gottfried

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It's interesting, as I said on the last tour in America, the audience actually came out, they had to have been the kind of fans who listened to my music via their parents, you know what I mean?

Joe Cocker

MusicParentsInterestingAmerica

The greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it was cheaper to insure a chauffeur. I never want to drive again. My mind is always on other things. I hate parking, and I'm very short-tempered and would get road rage, I'm sure.

Michael Caine

CarHateMindDriveRoadDriving

I wanted to be a journalist. I used to write articles at university about politics.

Ana Patricia Botin

PoliticsWriteUniversityUsedAbout

To move past fear is a cliche.

Tony Abbott

FearPastMoveCliche

Give us equality of enjoyment, equal right to expansion - it is as necessary to our prosperity as yours.

Robert Toombs

EqualityProsperityRightEqualUs

Like having your own licence to print money.

Roy Thomson

MoneyOwnLikeYourPrintLicence

I personally think that we can win the World Cup. We are improving with every game. With such a young average age in the squad we can only carry on improving.

Ruud van Nistelrooy

AgeWinWorldGameThinkYoung

I have nothing against crossing over, but I don't need to change to cross over.

Romeo Santos

ChangeNothingNeedOverAgainst

In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's a spy and he's a little bit theatrical and overblown and smug and he's not very good at his job.

Rowan Atkinson

GoodJobYouSayNeedExplain

If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

Marvin Gaye

PeaceYourselfYouFindWillNever

When I left 20th Century-Fox to freelance, my agent believed that getting big money was the way to establish real importance in our industry.

Loretta Young

MoneyWayRealBigIndustryLeft

Often, writer's block will occur when I don't understand a character or his/her motivations. So I will make notes analysing characters.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

CharacterUnderstandWillNotesMake

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