Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

Gilbert Gottfried

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In my opinion, Jesus is God's attempt to reach man. But while I believe Jesus is the way to God, it makes no sense to hate people who disagree.

Jerry B. Jenkins

GodHateManPeopleOpinionBelieve

The poetic act consists of suddenly seeing that an idea splits up into a number of equal motifs and of grouping them; they rhyme.

Stephane Mallarme

SeeingEqualUpActNumberIdea

No matter what your political persuasion, you can find a guide that makes it quick, easy and painless to exercise your right to vote. Wanna know what a certain proposition put forth by a cadre of undisclosed billionaires which cuts funding for public education, arts and infrastructure means? Use the voting guide!

Steven Weber

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Every tour we do, everybody's always wondering, 'What's Tommy Lee going to do next? What new, wild and crazy thing is he going to come up with?'

Tommy Lee

CrazyNewWildAlwaysUpGoing

My friends had to convince me to get a Twitter and Instagram.

Russ

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I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that it's open season on every moment of your life.

Julia Roberts

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I've got to give my neighbors a bottle of wine or something because I was just screaming into microphones and learning how to play instruments, and it was a lesson in patience for them, I believe.

Joshua Ostrander

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It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart.

Jonathan Carroll

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People don't realize I make records eight or nine months before they come out. I'm directing the videos; I have a lot of work to do. I'm very involved in all that stuff creatively.

Jon Bellion

WorkPeopleRealizeOutVideosCome

Whenever you're talking about meaning, basically... I think a lot of the human experience has to do with trying to understand what things mean, and there's not really any tools to do that unless you're thinking about it in a more spiritual or philosophical realm.

Win Butler

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I work in show business - there's nothing that shocks me anymore!

Thomas Gibson

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There have been so many times when I'm sitting next to someone, and I have no idea who they are. I'm not very up to date on pop culture, and I'm sure I've offended people by being like, 'Oh, what do you do?'

Riley Keough

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