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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Time Calendar Never Up Been Percent

As you get older, time speeds up but life slows down.

John C. Maxwell

Life Time You Down Up Get

'Kris Kringle' is a holiday musical for a new generation - a gorgeous score paired with a heartwarming tale of family and forgiveness.

Andrew Keenan-Bolger

Family Forgiveness Generation Holiday

I don't like feeling out of control. I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.

Control Feel Body Feeling Out Like

I'm a successful businessman.

Robert Kardashian

Successful Businessman

Sick animals can lead to sick people.

People Sick Animals Lead

I like vaporous clothing with flowers and colors.

Flowers Colors Clothing Like

I'm writing a book and working on my one-woman show, Learning To Be Human.

Learning Writing Book Human Working

When you want something so badly, you just do it. You don't think about how hard it's going to be.

Think You Want Hard Just Do It Just

As a listener, we're looking for that person who kind of excites the molecules within us - who knows how to tell the story that resonates deeply to our core and almost prompts us into action. Fats Waller has been that person for decades. When people need a lift, sometimes they go to him. I know I do.

People Looking Action Story Person

It's very easy for people to say what's wrong with education in Arizona, but if I'm elected as governor, I want to focus on what we're doing well and maximizing the impact of what we know is working.

Education Focus People Impact Doing

The kind of improv that I'm particularly addicted to is the kind that... aims at creating a momentary, fragmentary experience that has a totality to it. It's kind of like fireworks. It's the more ephemeral of art forms - once it's gone, it's gone, baby.

Art Experience Baby Creating Kind

Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet.

Life Cool Better You Know Sometimes

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