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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Money Me Back Late Find Washington

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Jesse Eisenberg

Bike People Me Say More Hobbies

In my neighborhood in Springfield, Ohio, there were a lot of young kids. We all played tackle football after school, but I knew very early on that I was not an athlete.

John Legend

Football School Early Young Athlete

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Stephen King

Sweet Voice Devil Hear

My entire youth has been Nasty Gal. My entire future is Nasty Gal.

Sophia Amoruso

Future Youth Nasty Been Gal Entire

I've had hundreds and hundreds of concussions, but I don't think that I have any permanent damage. A lot of my peers do.

Rob Van Dam

Think Permanent Peers Damage Any

I actually think that wrestling is much harder than MMA, to be honest.

Robert Whittaker

Think Wrestling Honest MMA Than

On 'Heartbreaker,' I had to sing those songs. I drank the way I did those songs. I ate the way I did those songs. I communicated the way I did those songs. With 'Gold,' I was trying to prove something to myself. I wanted to invent a modern classic.

Ryan Adams

Myself Gold Trying Prove Way Modern

I have never seen John Kerry give anything but an engineered response.

Michael Parenti

Never Anything Seen Give Response

I always want to do good work and enjoy doing it.

Lizz Wright

Work Good Good Work Doing Enjoy

I'm not desperate to sign, like, a record deal. I'm very hungry, but I'm just not desperate for it.

Little Simz

Hungry Deal Just Sign Desperate

We from every religion feel comfortable in Britain because there is a host. The Church of England is a good host, it has been a major force in shaping England into such a tolerant society.

Jonathan Sacks

Good Religion Society Church Feel

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

Diogenes

Dog I Am Me Teeth Anything Give Me