Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Henny Youngman
Recitation: by Male by Female
My dad had the greatest admiration for MacArthur when they were working together in Washington before the Philippines. And Dad used to talk with absolute awe about MacArthur's brain.
John Eisenhower
Working TogetherTogetherBrainTalk
As a Manhattan resident, I'm gutted by what certain landlords are doing, pushing folks who have lived in their apartments for decades out of their homes, as a greedy tactic to get more rent from newer tenants. It's one of the most disgusting, inhumane things I've ever witnessed in my beautiful city.
Amanda Warren
BeautifulCityDoingMoreRentOut
I try to treat people as people and not put them in pigeonholes.
Tony Abbott
PeopleTreatTryThemPut
Entrepreneurial people are never satisfied.
Tom Douglas
PeopleNeverSatisfied
I try to seize every opportunity I can.
Rob Dyrdek
OpportunityI CanTrySeizeEvery
One thing I longed to do was to design a complete look, from head to toe, so I started a make-up line in 1966.
Mary Quant
DesignLookLineHeadStartedToe
A reputation is really hard to live down.
Mickey Rourke
LiveReputationDownHardReally
One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace.
Mike Birbiglia
TimePaceFavoriteTermsComedies
I love 'Gladiator' and '300.'
Jason Kidd
LoveGladiatorI Love
It can't be bad having a mother who is fulfilled by her work.
Janine di Giovanni
WorkMotherBadHerWhoFulfilled
The mission statement was ordered, and it sent the 800th MP Brigade, effective the first of July, up to Baghdad. I joined my brigade to take command at the end of June.
Janis Karpinski
EndMissionFirstJulyUpTake
Using the correct apps can completely change how your photos look. It's really exciting because once you've already taken a good photo, it can become 10 times better if you use the right combination of apps. My favorites are VSCO Cam, Afterlight, Facetune and SKRWT.
Connor Franta
ChangeGoodBetterYouLookBecome
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