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Henny Youngman Quotes

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

Dog Man School Graduation Go Used

I became the kind of parent my mother was to me.

Mother Me Parent Kind Became

My wife and I don't compete. We know each other's preferences, and we work to provide those for each other. One will take over when the other is faced with something he or she dislikes. That's what friends do.

Matthew McConaughey

Work Wife Friends Know Will She

Thinking it over, I can't locate another artist in the Updike family.

Family Thinking Artist Over Another

I do not think there was anything abusive in my house. Yet, I stand by a lot of my critiques of Western parenting. I think there's a lot of questions about how you instill true self-esteem.

Parenting Think Stand Questions You

My mama told me in college, 'I love you, and you're God's child, but natural beauty will only take you so far.'

Love Beauty God I Love You Child Me

I think my whole career has been marked - or marred - by what people presume about me. But even that's fed back into the creativity. I'm saying that I'm about contradiction, that you can't put me into a box.

Creativity People Me Saying Think

I'm terrible on the phone. I just text my friends and family and say, 'Hey, I'm in town.'

Family Friends And Family Friends Say

It's time for the IRA to go out of business.

Business Time Go Out IRA

I believe in living with the camera, and not using the camera.

Believe Camera Living I Believe

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I Am Think Uncle Matter Quick Sure

I've never done fashion school or anything like that. But I have good instincts.

Chiara Ferragni

Good School Fashion Done Never Like

There is a lot to life, and a lot more than just television to life.

Life Television More Just Than Lot

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