Henny Youngman Quotes

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

Henny Youngman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

SonTimeFeetYouBedFirst

The first entry into modeling doesn't build your confidence. They pull out the tape measure and pick you apart. I'm a curvy woman, so I was definitely told I was 'too curvy.'

Joelle Carter

ConfidenceWomanYouMeasureBuild

The true currency of life is time, not money, and we've all got a limited stock of that.

Robert Harris

LifeTimeMoneyTrueGotCurrency

There is not enough high intellect to be catered to and when most people think of Hiphop they think of low intellect.

Slick Rick

PeopleThinkEnoughHighLowMost

Never have a club in your bag that you're afraid to hit.

Tom Kite

BagYouNeverAfraidClubYour

At most contests now, skaters are judged against themselves.

Rob Dyrdek

NowAgainstMostThemselvesJudged

I'm not a good collaborator in general.

Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

GoodGeneralCollaborator

I'm a very philanthropically oriented individual. There are a lot of causes that I support, and I'm a big fan of advocacy.

Brandon Victor Dixon

SupportIndividualBigAdvocacyFan

I've become more comfortable as time has gone on with saying goodbye because... I've been having so many conversations about the cyclical nature of life. It just keeps going.

Brie Larson

LifeNatureTimeGoodbyeSaying

I did a term at Cambridge University studying medicine, so I could potentially have followed in Mum and Dad's footsteps and become a doctor.

Alistair Brownlee

DoctorMedicineBecomeStudyingDid

Immigration laws are the only laws that are discussed in terms of how to help people who break them.

Thomas Sowell

PeopleImmigrationHelpBreakLaws

'America' is synonymous with opportunity.

Tina Brown

OpportunityAmericaSynonymous

I don't want to adhere to any particular image. I have tried to bring in variety to my characters. But then, only a few actors have managed to earn this tag of a romantic hero. Many have aspired to get such a label. So I am not complaining.

Nivin Pauly

HeroRomanticI AmWantComplaining

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