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Henny Youngman Quotes

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

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Live Man Doctor Him Pay He

There is nothing like a hair flip!

Hair Nothing Like Flip

Sometimes it's good to be ready for the unpredictable. I'm glad that I can go through unpredictable situations. It's a good thing.

Metta World Peace

Good I Can Ready Go Sometimes Glad

A government, for protecting business only, is but a carcass, and soon falls by its own corruption and decay.

Amos Bronson Alcott

Business Government Corruption Own

I know I was not the hottest chick at school!

School Know Chick Hottest

When I was in college, I did sort of want to be a journalist. Being an actor, you kind of have the same interest. You go into a story, and you tell it from your point of view for people who aren't there. That's what an actor does with a character. But the real life is more more interesting.

Sigourney Weaver

Life Character People College Story

Obama won the presidency on the strength of his message and the skills of the messenger. Now the talk of hope and change feels out of tune when so many Americans are out of work, over-mortgaged, and worried that life will be even tougher for their children.

Life Work Strength Change Hope Talk

I do not care for musicals. In fact, I hate them.

Hate Care Musicals Fact Them

I've never had a plan - it was just to try and get with the people you like to play with, and try to do the best you can.

Best People Plan You Play Never

It is a president's constitutional right to nominate a Supreme Court justice, and it is the Senate's constitutional right to act as a check on a president and withhold its consent.

Mitch McConnell

Justice President Right Supreme Court

'Backwash' is an old-school, slapstick-y romp between three eccentric loser friends who inadvertently rob a bank, armed solely with a salami and a sweat sock, and then find themselves on the run pursued by singing cops. It's kind of a classic piece, a sophisticated piece, if you will.

Singing Friends Loser You Find Run

I have no intention of letting this decision change the way that I approach my training and preparation for games, but the time has come for me to realise that I have gone as far as I can go with this England team.

Jonny Wilkinson

Change Time Decision Training Team

I have pretty set rules that I go home for dinner every night unless I am traveling.

Home I Am Dinner Night Rules Go

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