Henny Youngman Quotes

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

Henny Youngman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

MotherMeSellingLivingDopeShe

I want to make movies, TV series, wherever the career takes me.

Jodie Sweetin

MeCareerWantMoviesWhereverMake

A Bar Mitzvah is the time in his life when a Jewish boy realizes he has a better chance of owning a team than playing for one.

Jerry Reinsdorf

LifeTimeTeamChanceBetterBoy

I have a very strong opinions about health and our responsibility to our own health, and I will always say what I feel.

Melissa Etheridge

HealthResponsibilityStrongOpinions

Don't be told something is impossible. There's always a way.

Robert Rodriguez

ImpossibleWayAlwaysSomething

What I like about Bain Capital is that we have Republicans, we have Democrats, we have independents; we are a diverse firm in terms of political views. But what we do is we sit down and we try to solve the problems.

Stephen Pagliuca

ProblemsPoliticalDownTrySit

When you're a boxer, there is a lot of downtime and long periods of inactivity.

Sugar Ray Leonard

LongYouDowntimeLotBoxerPeriods

Donald Trump has not always been pro-life, and I hope that his conversion is complete.

Trent Franks

HopeDonald TrumpAlwaysComplete

Manchester United breathes football.

Robin Van Persie

FootballUnitedManchester United

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

Mike Royko

FutureCityPlaceKindDiscussion

Success is not greedy, as people think, but insignificant. That is why it satisfies nobody.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

SuccessPeopleThinkNobodyWhy

I don't like nostalgia unless it's mine.

Lou Reed

NostalgiaMineLikeUnless

I have many shortcomings. I feel very lucky to have been able to have what I've had.

Joshua Lederberg

FeelLuckyBeenAbleI FeelMany

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