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Henny Youngman Quotes

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

Good Today Golf Balls Two Playing

I hate the cursed Oriole fundamentals... I've been doing them since 1964. I do them in my sleep. I hate spring training.

Hate Training Sleep Spring Doing

Personally, I think Julian Assange is a hero.

Hero Think I Think Personally

It's like freedom of speech - they can't tell you not to do it. When no one will put you on at a club or venue, you can go to the street, just start singing, and get a lot of good feedback from people as they walk by. I got really good at lip reading and seeing if a song is working. It was a good way to start.

Good Freedom Walk People Song Start

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

Love Me Lord Last To Love Everybody

I studied acting for five years. I quit college at that point. You know, I go hard. When I know I'm supposed to go in a direction, I'm fully committed and I go all the way. Everything falls to the side and I'm all in. So I completely dove into acting even though I was almost 30.

College Direction You Acting Know

It's not that hard to stay grounded. It's the way I was brought up.

Way Hard Up Stay Grounded Brought

I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.

Fear God Kids Raise

I'm a 2NE1 fan as well. I just love the YG Family!

Family Love Well Just Fan

You know, you never say never because before I did 'ER,' I always said 'I'll never do a TV series,' so that's what I said.

Anthony Edwards

You Know Said Say Never Always

If I won a second Olympic title, maybe I would be tempted to go after a third.

Go Would Olympic Second Third Maybe

I will get a loan and pay the money the court asks for. But I will not lay down my writing and I still say this was an important book to write.

Money Writing Book Down Important

Human nature stays the same, the one thing that stays constant, like death and taxes. And people still want good stories!

Nature Good Death People Want Taxes

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