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Henny Youngman Quotes

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

Woman Sick Soup Help Chicken Jewish

I am inspired by both Japanese Samurai films, in particular the films of Kurosawa, and how they share the spirit of American Westerns, with the influences running in both directions, and including the 'Spaghetti Westerns' and films of Sam Peckinpah.

I Am American Spirit Inspired Share

No step the United States could take anywhere in the world would bring strategic benefits as great as detente with Iran.

Great Step World Bring Take United

Because it was my first time acting in English, everyone on set was difficult to understand. It was a mix of Scottish, Irish, British and American English. To understand a Scottish accent or an Irish accent was so hard.

Time American Acting Understand Hard

The only pressure I feel is how I can contribute to help my team win the match. Of course, there is always the pressure to score, but then doesn't it eventually help your team win? Frankly, I don't let these things affect me.

Me Team Win Pressure Feel Help

If all else fails, there's always print or web zines.

Always Web Print Else Fails

I'm really boring. I think about cooking all the time. I have a little book, so when I go out or see something, I jot it down and try to include it in a recipe or do a variation of it. I even have a notepad by my bed, which is usually saying we're running out of mango chutney.

Time Cooking Book Saying Think Down

You never get the role you have worked so hard for, but the dream role, the one who gives you joy, money and maybe even honor, that one just falls into your lap.

Michael Wincott

Money Joy Honor You Dream Never

Four hundred obscenely wealthy individuals, 400 little Mubaraks - most of whom benefited in some way from the multi-trillion-dollar taxpayer bailout of 2008 - now have more cash, stock and property than the assets of 155 million Americans combined.

Now Way More Little Cash Property

I wasn't perfect, although during the '60s, I may have appeared to be. After all, I was partying away there for awhile. From age 17 to 25, I worked only on the outer man, and I did pretty well, but I needed to go back and work on the inside.

Work Age Man Perfect Back Go

I think everybody wants to feel validated in some way, and when you're looking for leisure activities or if you're looking for escapism or things like that, you want to read about characters you can identify with.

Christopher Priest

Looking Think Feel You Want Way

Miranda's my character; I created her! But there's a lot of comedy I want to bring to the world that isn't just Miranda.

Colleen Ballinger

Character World Comedy Want Bring

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

Life Mind Name Will Real Rap

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