I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
Recitation: by Male by Female
Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say John Fahey on one side, and this guy Blind Joe Death on the other side.
John Fahey
GoodDeathMeThoughtBlindSay
Sincere composers believe in God.
John Philip Sousa
GodBelieveSincereComposers
I'm as famous as I want to be.
Tracey Ullman
FamousWant
As a result of the carbon-dioxide enrichment of the Earth's atmosphere, plants are now growing faster. Furthermore, global warming lengthens the growing season and increases net rainfall.
Robert Zubrin
PlantsResultEarthGrowingNow
I'm used to going out amongst giants and being the smallest linebacker.
Rohan Marley
OutGiantsUsedBeingGoingAmongst
One of my signature strengths is the love of learning, and by teaching, I have built it into the fabric of my life. I try to do some of it every day.
Martin Seligman
LifeLoveLearningDayMy LifeTry
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
Mo Rocca
DailyRestMeetNeverEqualShow
Don't Take Anything Personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.
Don Miguel Ruiz
SufferingRealityOpinionsYouDream
We will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world - but we do so with the understanding that it is the right of all nations to put their own interests first.
Donald Trump
FriendshipWorldUnderstandingWill
I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.
Cher
GoodMenThinkBetterFeelLook
It would be thrilling, obviously, to be able to have a woman and an openly LGBT person as the mayor of New York City.
Christine Quinn
WomanNew YorkCityPersonNewAble
To see nothing is to perceive the Way, and to understand nothing is to know the Dharma, because seeing is neither seeing nor not seeing and because understanding is neither understanding nor not understanding.
Bodhidharma
UnderstandingSeeingKnowUnderstand
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