Henny Youngman Quotes

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Henny Youngman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

FunnyGodKnowSay

Benjamin Franklin maintained that every star is a sun, and every sun nourishes a 'chorus of worlds' just like ours.

Matthew Stewart

SunStarJustLikeWorldsEvery

When terrorists attacked the symbols of our national unity and strength, they failed to realize that they were just symbols of our strength. The real strength of our nation comes from our people - not our buildings.

Michael Enzi

StrengthPeopleUnityBuildingsReal

The secret is not to act, but to be.

Steven Seagal

SecretAct

When Ron Howard rings you up and says, 'I'd like you to do my film,' you do it.

Tom Holland

YouUpRingsFilmLikeSays

Writing and reading fiction is, I think, a human effort to make sense of the world.

Robin Hobb

EffortWritingWorldReadingThink

I've found that most people who studied when they were little, even if they never took another tap class, it's percussive, so it stays in your body, the muscle memory of it.

Mary Steenburgen

MemoryPeopleBodyYour BodyClass

I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.

Michael O'Donoghue

AngelsDeserveTryOthersIrish

I like to see photographs: I like to see my family. To me, when I open a basic browser, and it's that very elegant silver simple user interface, I am unhappy. I don't need elegant and silver and simple!

Mitchell Baker

FamilySimpleI AmMeUnhappyNeed

I practice a lot.

Jourdan Dunn

PracticeLot

Technology is changing, so the viewership is getting broken up. My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except 'FX makes the show that I see on my computer.'

Denis Leary

TechnologyBrokenNumbersChannels

She will be successful who is easy to start and hard to stop.

Connie Stevens

StartEasyStopWillSheHard

People who have a reputation for being evil are usually good.

Sebastian Horsley

GoodPeopleEvilReputationBeing

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