Henny Youngman Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

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People's backyards are much more interesting than their front gardens, and houses that back on to railways are public benefactors.

John Betjeman

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Know that you are your greatest enemy, but also your greatest friend.

Jeremy Taylor

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Cancer didn't bring me to my knees, it brought me to my feet.

Michael Douglas

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I always wanted to teach dance. I didn't know I'd have a TV career.

Alyssa Edwards

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I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

Rocky Graziano

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I am a very funny guy.

Riyad Mahrez

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I've never cared who I fight. And that's something I just say - 'I'll fight anyone' - it's something I've lived up to my whole career. And I'm proud of that.

Robert Whittaker

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Dances have a second and third life. You feel they are never ready. They always have a chance for another life.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

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Don't get me started about the media double standard.

Molly Ivins

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I scored about 40 goals with Roma, so that's quite good.

Mohamed Salah

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The Patriot Act removed major legal barriers that prevented the law enforcement, intelligence, and national defense communities from talking and coordinating their work to protect the American people and our national security.

Jon Porter

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The counterculture has nothing to do with Dolce & Gabbana having a 'Hippy Summer' or something. Street kids, and kids who want to live in any sort of counter-cultural experience other than what's being presented by the mainstream media or political climate, or 'normal' cultural climate, are never going to look like that.

Chris Robinson

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